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みんなさん、ごめんなさいよ。

ええとね。。。私のﾌﾞﾛｸﾞが忘れてしました。ばかですね　（；ー＿ー）

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(Or in English, if you are unsure as to what the hell I just wrote/totally failed at writing:)

Everyone, I’m really sorry, OK?

Um.. I kinda forgot about my blog. Idiot, right?

I will do a meme:

What I was doing;

10 years ago

Learning how to write the alphabet properly. I also learnt that 30 days have September, April, June and November XD. I had a fight with some chick and she shoved a handful of sand in my mouth…so I pulled her skirt down. And it was fun. Oh, and I learnt how to multiply by 2. I played an important part in my society by winning a state-wide colouring competition for 6 year olds. You know, the usual stuff XD.

5 years ago

Being a loser; obsessive with getting the best score on everything. Oh, and I learnt how to not confess your schoolyard love to someone who hates your guts. Fun times.

1 year ago

Making new awesome friends, being a lazy ass, spending way too much time on the internet, discovering Morning Musume, Kago Ai and basically all my favourite bands and TV personalities… Japanese ones, naturally. Making the decision to move to Japan.

Yesterday

Watched “The Spiderwick Chronicles”. Keitai-ed (mobile emailed) my Japanese friends waaaaaaaaay too many times then is good for my phone bill. Drove through the Osaka version of Akihabara… I got to see a real Maid Cafe chick advertising her place. “Would Master like some buns with his coffee? Oh no Master, I didnt mean mine…” Im sorry… the maid costume just looked so cheap and her bust size looked so fake… lol. Oh and about one street later, I got stared at by this old-ish woman who was walking past our car. You see, my late 50-something Host Father having a young, blondish gaijin in the carseat next to him almost always gets us looks. But this lady was a complete bitch about it. And the stupid traffic light wouldnt turn green so I was stuck with her staring at us for eternity. For goodness sake woman, he is NOT my sugar-Daddy or whatever the hell you think he is. Ahem. Im pretty sure thats why she was staring, not the fact that Im a light-haired gaijin. I mean, she was only in the most gaijin/otaku/gaijin-otaku filled area in Osaka…

5 snacks I enjoy

1) CHOCOCRO!!! It is the best Japanese sweet ever… Im having some for breakfast tomorrow haha.

2) Chiffron Cake. Hell yes.

3) Ichigo… anything. Thats strawberry btw.

4) Pocky.

5) Does all the Japanese school-boy eyecandy I spend my days with count? ( ^ – ~ )

5 books I like:

1) Fruits Basket… Manga counts right?

2) Series of Unfortunate Events

3) Dessert Cookbooks XD

4) Harry Potter books.

5) Probably BAR FLOWER… its on my reserved to like list ( ^ – ^ )

What I’d do with 100 million dollars:

1) Pay back my parents for the part they played in sending me here.

2) Bribe whoever is in charge here to let me stay as a permanent resident.

3) Pay for my and/or my friends frequent trips to visit each other as much as possible.

4) Pay for a private sensei who would teach me Japanese properly… not the bullshit way.

5 places I’d love to run away to

1) Tokyo!

2) (once my exchange is over) Osaka

3) My Nanna’s house… yeah seriously. Shes the shit.

4) France

5) Karaoke bar XD

5 bad habits and pet peeves I have

1) Habit: Getting flustured and building up a queue behind me as I take forever to put my change in my wallet and walk away after buying something or using money for any reason.

2) Pet Peeve: People who talk about me on the trains thinking i have no idea theyre talking about me.

3) Pet Peeve: Having the same pervy guy find his way behind me every friggen morning so he presses up against me as the train gets fuller and fuller of people.

4) Habit: Daydreaming of what Id love to do if suddenly only I and my guy classmates came to school one day… and all the teachers (except for one OMG!) and chicks were absent… yeah I daydream this in class haha

5) Habit: dismissing the fact that im supposed to be trying to do the same work as everyone else here… and just doing Kumon (self-taught Japanese lessons) every class.

5 things I like doing

1) Daydreaming about hot Japanese schoolboys and one hot Japanese sensei… oh yeah

2) eating. eating chococro. but eating in general works too.

3) playing Jankenpon in my head (sciccors paper rock) with my cell-phones closing animation XD

4) Talking in Japanese English. Laiku Thisu.

5) Speaking Japanese properly and having some random turn around in shock.

5 things I would never wear

1) Grunge. EW.

2) Girdle.

3) Someone elses used undies. lol

4) all-fluro stuff

5) plastic wrap around my stomach to hide the growing bulge XD

5 TV shows I like

1) SMAP X SMAP

2) Music Station

3) Quix! Hexagon (If only for しゅうちしん lol)

4) Berikyuu!

5) … too many random and stupid shows here that are just too randomly stupidly awesome for words.

5 movies I like

1) Kiki’s Delivery Service

2) Love Actually

3) 3rd Harry Potter

4) Hairspray

5) Beauty and the Beast hehe

5 famous people I’d like to meet

1) Kago Ai. OMG. No words can describe how much I want to meet her once my Japanese skills go up. I can dream cant I? lol

2) JunJun. I dont know why, but her banana fetish and thunder thighs makes her so much more interesting. And besides, I connect with her exactly on those two points… but maybe the banana one isnt so much a fetish for me XD lol

3) … Its really hard to think of someone non-Hello!Project related. Gawd thats bad. Umm… Patrick Demspey! Wow, that was non J-pop related too!

4) The yellow guy in しゅうちしん. Hes an idiot, but hes damn hot and is pretty funny too.

5) Taka-san. From Utaban. Last week I wouldve said because hes awesomely weird, funny and a little perverted. Now, I want to meet him to kick his dirty, old, perverted and weird ass.

5 People I’d like to see fill this out:

Eeehh… Im out of the blog-o-sphere loopy thingy. So if you happen to read this then please, fill it out too.

 

Im off, its past midnight here haha. Goodnight! Love yall!

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